Percy Pheasant cards

Pheasants. Those beautifully coloured but ultimately suicidal birds that grace the British countryside during the autumn and winter months. I can't be the only person thinking of writing the 'Green cross code for pheasants'.. can I? They sit at the side of the road, perfectly happy and safe until you get within a few feet of them in a car, and OBVIOUSLY thats the best point to dart out into the road.
Beauty clearly doesn't come with brains..
 
ANYWAY. 
 
A6 pheasant cards from a coloured pencil and pastel drawing I did recently. With a brown kraft envelope and biodegradable wrapping. 
Available as a single card
 
Free UK postage.